From Monday the 17th Cannes will be taken by the glamourous boys and girls from advertising. You know, those creative people that make our lives miserable with unsolicited commercial breaks during movies, radio broadcasts and ugly ads in magazines and in our streets. They are also responsible for those lame tv-commercials you have to watch when you are on Youtube. Soon they have some stupid commercials for you on your smartphone as well. And inside Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and Pinterest. Yes, these morons are in Cannes and they think they are doing wonderful things. They even give Awards to each other for the best commercial or campaign. If you are an unhappy victim of advertising, here are the places they hang-out. Share this Fringe List and go after them! Break into their moment of joy and ask them why are you doing this?! Why are you stalking and hunting me with ads I never asked for?! Shoot the bastards with your mobile (and post it on Facebook.) #advertisingidiots
Monday 17th June
6.00pm – 8.00pm Happy Hour Filmbrazil Beach Lounge, Plage Le Goéland
Tuesday 18th June
11.00am – 3.00pm Tracks & Field Hangover Rehab 78 Boulevard De La Croisette
11.30am – 6.30pm Casa Mexico Pavillion Royal (across the Palais), 4 Croisette
11.00am – 3.00pm Tracks & Field Hangover Rehab
6.00pm – 8.00pm Happy Hour Filmbrazil Beach Lounge, Plage Le Goéland
4.00pm – 6.00pm Happy Hour La Plage Courage (Plage Croisette Beach)
5.00pm – 8.00pm Pure Scandinavia Drinks 3 Rond Point D’Angers
Wednesday 19th June
11.30am – 6.30pm Casa Mexico Pavillion Royal (across the Palais), 4 Croisette
5.30pm Fireflies Arrival Palais Des Festivals
9.00pm – 2.15am MassiveMusic and MediaMonks Party Bâoli Beach Club
9.30pm – 2.00am Rushes Post Production Party La Plage Courage (Plage Croisette Beach)
3.00pm – 8.00pm
Markenfilm Sundowner Penthouse Roof Terrace, 122 Boulevard De La Croisette P.I.G/Tantor Films/Shanghai Premium BBQ pool party Villa Val Clair, 66 Avenue Jean de Noailes, 06400 Cannes
6.00pm – 9.00pm
World Producers Summit Le Rooftop FilmBrazil Pocket Party Plage Goeland 4.00pm – 6.00pm Happy Hour
La Plage Courage (Plage Croisette Beach) 7.00pm – 12.00am Don Juan Yacht Party Harbour Cannes Quai d ́Honneur
6.30pm – 9.30pm Cannes Soirée with The Location Guide, Camino Media, APA, Fresco Film, Finnish Lapland Film Commission, Sevilla Film Office, APCP Chile, Elements Production Services & Film Estonia Majestic Beach pier, 10 La Croisette
1.00pm onwards 1.30pm – 4.30pm
Thursday 20th June
8.30am – 10.30am
Catch the Early Bird, Helliventures
5.00pm – 7.00pm Young Directors’ Award Palais Stephanie, JW Marrott Theatre, 50 Boulevard De La Croisette
9.00pm- 2.00am India Party Mandala Beach
10.00pm- 2.15am
Majestic Beach
Shindig by Sizzer Amsterdam, Filmservice and Velocity
Plage Goeland 123RF Secret Sip Sundowner with Jimmy Turner ReeldealHD Secret Location
1.00pm – 6.00pm
Shallow Cannes, The Sweet Shop and Campaign Brief
Chåteau Latour, 151 Avenue Edith Joseph, 06220 Vallauris
8.00pm onwards
Friday 21st June
11.00am – 3.00pm Tracks & Field Hangover Rehab 78 Boulevard De La Croisette
5.00pm onwards
11.00pm – 5.00pm Chimney Planches De Plaisir, Plage Royale 2.00pm onwards Pool Royale Pixomodo & Yessian Villa La Tsavorite, Chemin Du Parc Fiorentine, 67Bis Avenue De Vallauris, 06400
12.00pm – 3.00pm
Women’s Lunch, Story: We Produce
15 Rue Bertrand Lepine, Cannes 06400
11.30am – 6.30pm Casa Mexico Pavillion Royal (across the Palais), 4 Croisette
1.00pm – 7.00pm
Finger Music Pool Party
Villa la Caraibe, 80 Bld du Loup, 06220 Vallauris
2.00pm – 7.00pm
Adelphoi Music 20th Anniversary Cannes Pool Party
13-15 Avenue Commandant Bret, 06400
11.00am – 3.00pm Tracks & Field Hangover Rehab 78 Boulevard De La Croisette
11.00pm – 4.00pm Mom’s The Word – Story: We Produce 15 Rue Bertrand Lepine, Cannes 06400
1.00pm – 6.00pm
USA Today Cannes Lions cocktails
Radisson Blu Hotel, 2 Blvd Jean Hilbert
4.00pm – 6.00pm Happy Hour La Plage Courage (Plage Croisette Beach)
10.00pm- 2.00am Shots Party Majestic Beach
6.00pm – 8.00pm Happy Hour Filmbrazil Beach Lounge, Plage Le Goéland
8.00pm – 2.00am
Russia party, Park Production & Ball Park Production House Plage Royale
7.00pm – 8.00pm
Young Directors’ Award after show cocktail party Long Beach
10.00pm- 2.00am Ogilvy & Mather Party The Hotel Martinez
6.00pm – 8.00pm Happy Hour Filmbrazil Beach Lounge, Plage Le Goéland
5.00pm – 7pm
120 Minute Party
Long Beach
6.00pm onwards
E&P Chill & Grill Villa Tatjana 127, Avenue Des Cactus, 06220 Vallauris Golfe Juan 5.00pm onwards
Markenfilm Sundowner Penthouse Roof Terrace, 122 Boulevard De La Croisette
4.00pm – 6.00pm Happy Hour 10.00pm- 2.00am South Africa Party Plage Royale La Plage Courage (Plage Croisette Beach)
9.00pm- 2.00am Music + Sound International Party Plage Goeland
Shallow Cannes, The Sweet Shop & Campaign Brief
Chåteau Latour, 151 Avenue Edith Joseph, 06220 Vallauris 11.00pm – 5.00pm Chimney Planches De Plaisir, Plage Royale
The Mill Pool Party 43 Avenue Roi Albert, 06400 Cannes 6.00pm – 9.00pm
Campaign Party Carlton Beach 5.00pm onwards
2.00am – 4.00am
Gutter Bar Rock Star Wiredrive Jam Session Martinez Piano Bar
Markenfilm Sundowner Penthouse Roof Terrace, 122 Boulevard De La Croisette 6.00pm onwards
E&P Chill & Grill Villa Tatjana 127, Avenue Des Cactus, 06220 Vallauris Golfe Juan 8.00pm – 10.30pm
11.30am – 6.30pm Casa Mexico Pavillion Royal (across the Palais), 4 Croisette
